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Comical: A Budgetless Budget Freeze Party
Literally a party with no snacks
Jan 18
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The Farce of the Corporate Annual Awards Gala
Everyone gets a “Shining Star” trophy that looks suspiciously like plastic
Jan 10
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Peak Corporate BS: New Year’s Resolution Workshop
Globexhaust presumes to dictate your self-improvement process
Jan 4
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December 2025
CEO Christmas Message – Pre-recorded in June, full of palm trees
When corporate communication is no longer meaningful (if ever it was)
Dec 29, 2025
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Diversity & Inclusion Gone Mad
Globexhaust Discovers That Diversity Without Thinking Is Just Chaos With Lanyards
Dec 20, 2025
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Circle Back Syndrome
Corporate jargon has a life of its own and bears no relation to real life.
Dec 13, 2025
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Nobby Grumbleton
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Beware Corporate Engagement Surveys
Engagement Surveys are where careers go to die. And they are never anonymous, despite what the system claims.
Dec 6, 2025
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Nobby Grumbleton
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November 2025
The Brainstorm From Hell
One of the most ancient corporate rituals, complete with post-its attached to a wall, full of buzzwords and impractical ideas. A mindnumbing waste of…
Nov 29, 2025
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Mandatory Fun Friday
When sucking the life out of our working lives is taken to a whole new level.
Nov 22, 2025
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Corporate Mission Statements Are A Joke
If ever there was a useless piece of corporatism, it's mission statements. As if corporations were a single project with a purpose other than lining the…
Nov 15, 2025
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Proof That Corporate Innovation Doesn't Exist
The madness of Globexhaust's Innnovation Day
Nov 8, 2025
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Why KPI Are Useless
The Measurability of Nothing
Nov 1, 2025
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